Privacy Policy

I guess I am supposed to use lots of clever, technical legal jargon here. Perhaps it might make me seem more profession if I do.

I need to work on this page more, but for the time being I will give you these simple assurances:

• I do not share any of your personal details with any third party. I have no reason to. Be it your email address (e.g. subscribers) or any of your name or postal information (when buying products);
• My website, including the shop and sales, are secure in so much as they are HTTPS.

Perhaps I should make more of this page, but I really don't see the point. It's my legal responsibility to abide by data protection legislation. There's no point me copy and pasting all of that nonsense legal speak in, because you won't even read it. Besides, whether you read it or not, I cannot please ignorance of it if I break the law.

I'd rather you enjoyed your time on my website safe in the knowledge that have no intention or interest - and quite honestly the time - to do anything naughty with your details.